But Lucy, it’s not like she was trying. And it isn’t JUST her fault. Your father could have used a damn condom. It takes two to make a baby, it isn’t a one person effort.
It may take two to make a baby but it isn’t that hard to remind my father to put a rubber on…
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Sarah Puckerman, you got pregnant on purpose just to get my father’s money.
Okay Lucy, I’m sorry but you are being totally horrible to her. I mean, seriously? If she was in a relationship for money, she would have stayed with Mr. Michaels. She doesn’t deserve this from you :|
Its my job to be horrible to her. I didn’t even want my father to marry her in the first place and now she is expecting his baby..its not acceptable. At least I’m not the only one that is angry about this.
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Sarah Puckerman, you got pregnant on purpose just to get my father’s money.
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If you’re curious about the opposite sex, but not sure if you would ever be interested in having a serious relationship with them
Just pull their pants down. Once you get a glimpse of their private parts it might just help you realize that you indeed are into women or men.

